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~ Who the hell is J.T.?
I am. My name is Jethro T. Bone and I am the official band mascot and watch dog.
~ I thought you guys were called Dirty Water Dogs. What gives?
We changed our name. We have a new look a new feel and cool sound but the
boys in the band are the same.
~ What kind of stuff do you play?
Only the finest blend of rock, blues, and funk, designed to make your tail wag.
~ Do you guys know Mustang Sally?
No. Who is she??
~ Hey, do you guys do "Give A Dog A Bone" by AC/DC?
So far as I know, no one in the band is AC/DC, and bones are distributed on a case
by case basis factoring in worthiness, availability, and spousal participation.
~ Is your last name really "Bone" or are you trying to compensate
for something?
I have to admit, the name "Bone" was given to me. I gladly accepted it and changed
from my original my name because Jethro T. Telephonepole was too much
typing...wise guy.
~ Why Is The Sky Blue?
The sun's rays hit the Earth's atmosphere, where the light is scattered by nitrogen
and oxygen molecules in the air. The blue wavelength of this light is affected more
than the red and green wavelengths, causing the surrounding air to appear blue. At
sunset, the sun's light passes farther through the atmosphere, deflecting and
decreasing the blue in the air. Scattering by dust particles and pollution in the air
causes the sunset to appear red... And you can tell your teacher I said so.
~ My boyfriend was a garbage man and sometimes he used to let
me ride on his truck, but he left me for another woman, Should I go
beat the crap out of her and get my man back?
Wow, he really spoiled you. Your frustration and anger come from an inner feeling
of inadequacy, having been dumped like a bag of diapers. However, I fall short of
telling you to beat her up. Maybe you should come to one of the HOUNDS' parties
and meet a "quality guy". Remember...Garbage in, garbage out!